Do you have what it takes...

to be a member of rossnation...?

Many apply, fewer are read, even fewer are accepted. Only the finest for rossnation...; and family, friends, distant relatives, exes, and dogs. rossnation... must be very selective about our initiates, simply because I must be able to trust each of them with my life. It's kind of like Fight Club, but without the soap.
But when you are accepted into rossnation... there are -- shall we say certain perks that come with membership. This is to outline some of those benefits.
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>The fame is clearly the defining perk of being a member of rossnation... Being associated with this prestigious society* will put you in a pantheon of greats. (Ross McCrorie, Dr. Ross Van Camp, Jake Alger, the Dalai Lama, Tim Tebow, Clive Owen, Shia Labeuf, Megan Fox because of Shia, the list continues. So don't worry about being famous, it just happens.
> Can you imagine how easy job interviews will become when they see your affiliation to rossnation...? You're hired. And we'll throw in 2 extra weeks of paid time off.
>At some point, all members will have their own rossnation...corporate credit card to be used for business travel and what not. But instead of skymiles, rossnation...card holders get johnnycash that can be spent on great items such as face time with the ross.
>Members aren't required to wear pants in public.
>Members get first preference to be on The Real World.
>Members receive discounts at Nordstrom. Technically, they also get discounts at Ross Dress for Less, cause that crap is cheap.
> Members get to vote.
> Members are exempt from Lent, but not Easter.
> Members are not required to renew their vehicle registration.
> Members get priority seating at Seattle Sonics games.
> Members are at the top of the list to ride the Delorian once I get a new flux capacitor. Don't hold you're breath on this one.
> Free water when visiting Moscow.

More benefits to come.

rossnation...out.

*This is not a cult. I don't think.