Letterman's Been Lazy

This one's for you, Jake.

I present the Top Ten Top Ten's that I want to see:

10) Top Ten Lost Moments That Don't Make Sense

The sheer volume to choose from is what intrigues me. 4 seasons left and I can probably name fifty.

9) Top Ten Bald Actors

If Telly Savalas isn't number one, I'll be very disappointed.

8) Top Ten Ugliest Athletes Ever

Plenty to choose from, but Popeye Jones is a solid candidate, and just because I can, Ian Johnson's on there. I hate that guy.

7) Top Ten Fish

Shrug -- I like fish.

6) Top Ten Waffle Toppings

You're all hungry now, aren't you? Well, both of you anyway. But I'm casting my vote for syrup. But not lite syrup. Side note, why is it always spelled that way when referencing food? Mispelling is not OK.

5) Top Ten Axe Scents

No, there is nothing random about this list. This is legitimate. Has anyone noticed that there's like 35 different scents?! I'm not a "Double-pits-to-chesty" guy, but this has gone too far.

4) Top Ten Boat Movies

This is just to see if you can think of another one besides Captain Ron...or at least one that matters.

3) Top Ten TV Shows That Aren't Perfect Strangers

After all, what's the point?

2) Top Ten Worst Emoticons

They're all stupid. Get it?

And the coop Dee grass, as Grandpa would say,

1) Top Ten Deadly Sins

rossnation out. (yes, rossnation is now one word, all lower case.)