Saturday, July 24, 2010

rossnation...is faster than the speed of sound

rossnation... breaks rocks with sass.
rossnation... is garlic flavored.
rossnation... can bake without an oven.
rossnation... needs no introduction, but probably needs an introduction.
rossnation... patented hyperbole.
rossnation... leaps tall buildings in as many bounds as he wants, but usually not one.
rossnation... runs the atomic clock.
rossnation... grows grey hair on purpose.
rossnation... spells things the British way.
rossnation... invented the Vespa.
rossnation... can spot a narc from a block away.
rossnation... used to run the dock workers union.
rossnation... runs unopposed.
rossnation... is in high-definition.
rossnation... does not have a dragon tattoo.
rossnation... can act his way out of a paper bag, but chooses not to.
rossnation... is OSHA-approved, but not ergonomic.
rossnation... thinks spell-check is for the burds.
rossnation... can charge your phone wirelessly.
rossnation... has never been accused of gerrymandering.
rossnation... can break you, fool.
rossnation... reinvented the wheel.
rossnation... will program your VCR, but will call you on still owning one.
rossnation... is the Beeper King.
rossnation... types in cyrillic.
rossnation... is a spicy meatball.
rossnation... will make the comb-over look good.
rossnation... is finally in my computer's dictionary...

1 comment:

  1. rossnation... is kid-tested, mother-approved.
    rossnation... is bold AND beautiful.
    rossnation... runs the give-and-go like a freakin' machine.
    rossnation... drinks Dr. Pepper for breakfast, Royal Crown Draught Cola for lunch and Steinlager for dinner.
    rossnation... eats pieces of crap like you for breakfast.
    rossnation... was and is inverted.
    rossnation... could've had him, Mav.
    rossnation... saw bogeys fall like fireflies from the sky.
    rossnation... shakes my nerves and rattles my brain.
    rossnation... just happened to see a MiG 28 do a ...

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